What you’re seeing here isn’t satire — the left-wing lobby group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals actually shared this on their social media pages, and were completely serious about it.
Now, if you’re thinking that this is dumb because animals don’t speak any human language — or rather, any language at all, that’s because you’re a normal person, and not insane. PETA is apparently insane, because this post suggest that your pets may be seriously bothered by the fact that you may say something like “let’s kill two birds with one stone!”
Just incase you forgot, this is the same organization that once landed itself under fire for luring people’s pets away from their homes (mass theft), and locking them away in facilities where they are more likely to be killed than they would if they had just ran away. In fact, PETA murders 70 percent of the animals they supposedly “rescue” — which brings a serious challenge to the word “ethical” in their title.
The people at PETA are morally bereft in every conceivable way, and they’re also crazy.
~ Facts Not Memes